How To Know It Is Time For Divorce!!


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Some signs are just too clear! You know it is time to divorce:

1. He always take you out to nice places, but forgets to pick you up after.

2. Not only is Forensic Files his favorite new show, you notice he is taking notes.

3. He doesn’t expect you to have dinner ready when he gets home, but his girlfriend does.

4. Sex is not a problem, except for when you don’t drink enough and keep waking up.

5. He is so excited to finally be a daddy, but not as happy as his girlfriend.

(I made these up…can anyone add any to them?)

One thought on “How To Know It Is Time For Divorce!!

  1. When you count the condoms every night and one night 2 are missing. When you count the photos developed of 24 on film, only 22 are there.
    Girlfriend of husband used two condoms with him, he took 2 nude photos. (The 80’s.)

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