Some signs are just too clear! You know it is time to divorce:
1. He always take you out to nice places, but forgets to pick you up after.
2. Not only is Forensic Files his favorite new show, you notice he is taking notes.
3. He doesn’t expect you to have dinner ready when he gets home, but his girlfriend does.
4. Sex is not a problem, except for when you don’t drink enough and keep waking up.
5. He is so excited to finally be a daddy, but not as happy as his girlfriend.
(I made these up…can anyone add any to them?)