Some signs are just too clear! You know it is time to divorce:
1. He always take you out on road trips to really nice places far far away. It would be nice if he would give me money too. It took two days to hitchhike home the last time.
2. Not only is Forensic Files his favorite new show, you notice he is taking notes.
3. Sex suddenly gets really good, so good the neighbors are complaining about the noise, as you pull up after a long day at work.
4. He doesn’t expect you to have breakfast ready before work, but his girlfriend does.
5. He is so excited to finally be a daddy, but not as happy as his girlfriend.
(I made these up…can anyone add any to them?)