Movie Titles That Describe My Marriage, My Ex, and Sex…Ha!


Funny divorce

I have compiled famous movie titles to describe my ex, my marriage and my sex life.  Because sometimes it feels good to laugh!

Are they talking about a movie or my ex?

  • Barfly (He was a fixture at Bobo’s the Bar)
  • Bringing up the Baby (How many kids did I have?)
  • Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (I wonder who will come home today?)
  • Dumbo (Title says it all)
  • Touch of Evil (Only a touch?)
  • The Heartbreak Kid (Heart destroyer is more like it)
  • Dirty Harry (Didn’t I buy him all kinds of razors?)

The following movie titles sure do sound like they are describing my marriage:

  • The Crying Game (Day and night).
  • The Damned (Oh yes I was).
  • Sleeping with the Enemy (Sleeping with one eye open became a skill).
  • Les Miserables (You said it!).
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Not flew over, landed right in it).
  • The Snake Pit (Rattlesnakes that is).
  • The Good the Bad and the Ugly (I am the good…he takes what is left over).

Last but not least, I had a chuckle finding movie titles to describe…OUR SEX LIFE!

  • Dawn of the Dead (Wait in the movie they actually moved).
  • Nightmare on Elm Street (Nightmare on whatever my street was called).
  • Much Ado About Nothing (Ado declare it was about nothing).
  • It Happened One Night (Come to think about it, I faked it that night too).
  • Gone with the Wind (Yup, there the sex drive just blew by).
  • The Big Sleep (Is there one called the Big Headache?).
  • Close Encounters of the Thirds Kind (28 years married, encounters of the third kind, that’s about right).
  • Clueless (Skills boy, ya gotta get skills!).
  • All is Quiet on the Western Front (and the Eastern, Southern and Northern!).
  • The Big Chill (And that describes how hot my sex life really was).

Come on people this was fun…can you think of any?

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