What I Want In A Man

I’ve decided what kind of man I want. You may think, good job, home owner, healthy, comes from a good family….WRONG!

There are two qualities I’m looking for. These qualities will mean we will never tire of each other, no matter what I will be the only one for him forever, and I never have to worry about him leaving me, and attraction will always be there. I want a blind hunk!

Think of all the money I will save on makeup alone! I don’t have to worry about him leaving me for a younger woman, in fact he can’t drive, I don’t have to worry about him leaving at all! Oh and my self-esteem will get so high, come on all you young hot girls in your skimpy outfits, bring it on! He won’t give you a second look, in fact not even any look, he’s blind.

Don’t forget, he has to be sexy! Ahhh the perfect man. Love is truly BLIND….