How To Know It Is Time For Divorce!!

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Some signs are just too clear! You know it is time to divorce:

1. He always take you out on road trips to really nice places far far away. It would be nice if he would give me money too. It took two days to hitchhike home the last time.

2. Not only is Forensic Files his favorite new show, you notice he is taking notes.

3. Sex suddenly gets really good, so good the neighbors are complaining about the noise, as you pull up after a long day at work.

4. He doesn’t expect you to have breakfast ready before work, but his girlfriend does.

5. He is so excited to finally be a daddy, but not as happy as his girlfriend.

(I made these up…can anyone add any to them?)

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Quoteable Celebrity Divorce Quotes! (They ought to know!)

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Who knows more about marriage and divorce, and marriage and divorce…CELEBRITIES!  I found these and thought some of them were quite clever.  Enjoy!

My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder sometimes, but never divorce.

~ Joyce Brothers

Ah, yes, divorce . . . from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

~ Robin Williams

She cried—and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

~ Tommy Manville

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. ~ Johnny Carson

My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.

~ Wendy Liebman

You don’t know a women till you’ve met her in court.

~ Norman Mailer

Half of all marriages end in divorce—and then there are the really unhappy ones.

~ Joan Rivers

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.

~ Woody Allen

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

–Richard Wagner

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000 short.

~ Mickey Rooney

I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.

~ Bette Davis

Take this marriage thing seriously—it has to last all the way to the divorce.

~ Roseanne Barr

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

~ James Caan

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Tranquility Pools

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Tranquility Pools

What is this I feel in my heart
What is this I feel in my soul

The thrashing of the oceans have stopped
The crushing of waves against the cliffs have ceased

All this I carried within every part of me
Developed by pain, anger, resentment

At times the tides were so high twisting and turning
The great waters pulled me under with such force

Like what I carried inside me , it barely let me breath
As soon as I thought I conquered one trial
Another wave of tribulations came crushing over me

Sucking me under as I fought to regain my step
And I fought to regain my step and I fought to regain my step

And then as I turned the side of the cliff
The foam of the water turn crystal blue like glass

So still, so peaceful, so tranquil was this lagoon
My thighs still trembled from fighting the waves

So I layed back and allowed the drift bring me safely to shore
As the water cascaded rubbed against me so soft like a human hand
The gentle rocking of the water so close to a lullaby

Is this my reward?
This stillness of my mind?
the peace in my heart?
this wondrous feeling?

I don’t want to feel the anguish of the stormy waters anymore
I am done being angry and resentful and bitter and sad

But only I can take myself to the beautiful place of serenity, peace and joy.
It is my decision and it is pushing myself through the pain.

But it is hard, and it takes time
and at times you want to just want to give in
but just know if you keep getting up

It is true paradise….

THE BUTTERFLY HAS AWAKEN….

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THE BUTTERLY HAS AWAKEN…

There was a time I could not see the beauty I possessed

There was a time I could not see all I could be

I gave you all the power to control how I felt about me

I was your puppet and you held my strings

But I gave you these strings willingly

You didn’t care for me so I why should I

I allowed you to make me hate who I was

The mirror lied to me and made me ill

I was a prisoner of my own negativity

I dreamt of being anyone except for who I was

God made a mistake I felt when he made me

But now I’ve been awaken from this horrible dream

For now I see what I have never seen before

A beautiful woman and it’s me

No man will ever tell me how to feel again

I have discovered this power has been mine all along

I never have to be anyone’s puppet ever again

Like a butterfly I have transformed into something more

Something my mirror never lies to anymore

They can call me anything from a boar to a troll

It doesn’t matter because I know I am so much more

Thank you God….If I forget, please remind me again…

THE END OF A DREAM…

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THE END OF A DREAM

The end of a dream…

 

Did we even have one?

 

You were never there

and as I look back

 

you gave me nothing

 

Visions of our future

of growing old together

was ever discussed

 

So what did I lose really

 

I actually received something

I gained my own dreams now!

IT’S OK TO CRY!!!

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ITS OK TO CRY

Tonight you lay your head on your pillow and you remember how things used to be.
You remember that there should be someone next to you.
The warmth of his body next to yours.

Tonight you remember the times you talked about your day.
His laugh, his smile, how he looked when he laze.

He was your family, he was your history.
Let the sadness turn into tears.
Let your tears turn into sobs.

Let your guard down

let your weakness show

let your soul be cleansed.

Tonight as you lie alone

let it be ok to release the pain you feel.

Go ahead and cry and cry and cry

it’s ok get it all out.

But in the morning when you wake

rise out of your grief

let the hot shower rinse it all away.

 

Throw on your best dress

and hold your head high up high!

 

There’s a life waiting

just out your door.

Go get em’ tiger!

Don’t forget the Visine!