Now I am not going to say that I never get bitter, it is natural especially if you were the one that was left. Watch yourself and if you start talking like this, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY GETTING BITTER! Bitter alert, bitter alert! Don’t sound like this: “Did you see his new ho, she is hideous!”Continue reading “Signs You Are Getting Bitter! “
Tag Archives: Humor
Movie Titles That Describe My Marriage, My Ex, and Sex…Ha!
I have compiled famous movie titles to describe my ex, my marriage and my sex life. Because sometimes it feels good to laugh! Are they talking about a movie or my ex? Barfly (He was a fixture at Bobo’s the Bar) Bringing up the Baby (How many kids did I have?) Dr. Jekyll and Mr.Continue reading “Movie Titles That Describe My Marriage, My Ex, and Sex…Ha!”
How To Know It Is Time For Divorce!!
Some signs are just too clear! You know it is time to divorce: 1. He always take you out on road trips to really nice places far far away. It would be nice if he would give me money too. It took two days to hitchhike home the last time. 2. Not only is ForensicContinue reading “How To Know It Is Time For Divorce!!”
Quoteable Celebrity Divorce Quotes! (They ought to know!)
Who knows more about marriage and divorce, and marriage and divorce…CELEBRITIES! I found these and thought some of them were quite clever. Enjoy! My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder sometimes, but never divorce. ~ Joyce Brothers Ah, yes, divorce . . . from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’sContinue reading “Quoteable Celebrity Divorce Quotes! (They ought to know!)”
ALL BY MYSELF…
ALL BY MYSELF… As I lay in my new room at my mother’s I can’t escape the heat My growing belly probably makes me a portable oven I peer over at my little one who is fast asleep
So Little Men
So Little Men…So Much Time I was thinking…yeah that happens a lot. I look around at my friends, family and women in general and there are sooo many single women out there. I am not alone after all. In fact it seems to be that I have joined the larger population women aloneContinue reading “So Little Men”